This will literally make your day
"I was set free because my greatest fear had been realized, and I still had a daughter who I adored, and I had an old typewriter and a big idea. And so rock bottom became a solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life."
Happy Birthday Joanne Rowling (7/31/1965) and Harry James Potter (7/31/1980)
The Wild Thornberrys
Marianne Thornberry by Tascha Dearing
Nigel Thornberry by Joshua Walker
Director Rob Reiner often left the set during Billy Crystal’s scenes because he would laugh so hard that he would feel nauseated, and Mandy Patinkin (Inigo Montoya) claims that the only injury he sustained during filming The Princess Bride was a bruised rib due to stifling his laughter in his scenes with Billy Crystal - who ad-libbed many of his lines including ‘MLT: mutton, lettuce, tomato’ and ‘why don’t you give me a nice papercut and pour lemon juice on it’.
Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
Sometimes your cat is so cute you could just die.
(Happy 20th birthday to Berkley Prime Crime! Meow.)
I can finally present My Secret Garden #corset. Made of #jute and #embroidered with #ribbon I’m utterly happy with it! #underbust #SnowBlack #SnowBlackCorsets #ribbonembroidery
I appreciated this post so much because it gives us perspective on how big you universe is and how small we are. And THEN I saw the last one LMAO
It’s yer birthday, ‘Arry. Celebrate with these Harry Potter-themed cocktails.